In what can only be described as miraculous, the holy image of The Dude, the central character from popular Coen brothers film The Big Lebowski, has appeared on a piece of toast in the Midwest. 

The self-described agnostic, who first noticed the image, denied claims from neighbors that the image was of Jesus Christ, son of God, vehemently stating that it was most definitely “his Dudeness” with the only other possibility of it being “that guy from Tron.”